
Once everyone was finally seated in the arena it was now time for the production staff to get shots and recordings of everyone in the arena. We had “the maestro” direct and instruct everyone on what to say, how to sing the opening song, when to clap, when to jump up and down, when to smile….I mean it just goes on and on. Oh my favorite part was when he asked a person in the crowd to stop eating because it’ll look bad on t.v. and for everyone in the front row to hide their belongings. It’s bad enough that they stripped us of our water and told us to arrive at 5:00am knowing that the doors wouldn’t open until 8:00am just so they could get an “excited to be here” crowd shot. But now we had to be subjected to singing Black Eye Peas single “Let’s get it started” over and over and over and over again. And then to only be scorned upon if you didn’t stand up or sing along because it’ll be your fault that the person next to you didn’t get a chance to be seen on t.v. Hey, I’m in the nose bleed section….why the heck would it matter. Then he had a section in the arena say, “Hello Simon, welcome to Charleston. Enjoy some southern hospitality”. It began to get tiresome and it just prolonged the day. One person in the crowd yelled out, “WHEN DO WE GET TO AUDITION?!” Feeling a bit threatened the director responded by saying that we’ll all get a chance to audition but we have to do this first for the show. He said, “don’t worry you’ll get your 30 seconds to audition”. From 9:00am to 10:40am we had to be actors and actresses for the cameras. After all, it is Holly Wood.

But once it was all over he announced that the audition process was going to begin, and boy did everyone cheer. The camera men and all the production staff seemed to of vanished. I guess they were done getting what they needed for the show. We were told that they would audition everyone by sections in the arena. First starting at the lower level and then going to the upper level. They didn’t get to my section until 2:30pm. (BTW: The stadium wasn’t completely full, they only allowed half of the upper level to be filled up. I guess if they did have the stadium completely filled the judges would be there til 10:00pm) The audition was set up by bringing 13 tables onto the stadium floor and a black curtain to go between each table. There would be 4 people standing side by side in front of each table, and one by one you are to step forward and begin to sing. No time to introduce yourself or what you’ll be singing….just step forward sing and stop when you’re told so. If they thought one person in the group was good they’d have them stand by the table while the rest were told “Thank you for coming, but you’re not what we’re looking for this season”. And the lucky person that got picked would then give out what ever information they need, handed a golden slip of paper and then told to go to an area which is behind closed doors to be given further information as to when to come back for the 2nd round of auditions in front of the executive producers. And if they think you’re TV worthy then you’ll go in front of Randy, Paula and Simon.

As my husband and I waited for my time to audition we began to see a pattern. A lot of good and very talented singers weren’t getting through. I watched and heard from way up in my nose bleed seat, singers that poured out their song left nothing behind; put it all out on the table….and they didn’t get thru. We began to see for the most part the judges cutting all 4 singers at once. This happened to the majority of idol hopefuls. What we did notice was those that had on a bizarre outfit or awkward appearance…they were given the golden ticket. And every once and a while you’d actually see a normal person that could sing get thru. I can recall some guy dressed in Goth attire getting a ticket, a girl wearing a tiara and white prom gloves getting a ticket and the girl that wore stripper heels, booty shorts and her hair dyed a rich deep blue getting a ticket. Shocking I know. What I heard is that out of an estimated 10,000 people they were only permitted to give out 100 tickets. So the chances of letting thru a good singer was very slim considering that it is a reality show first. Naturally you would assume that crazy, interesting and entertaining people would be considered first in handing out that golden ticket. And then get someone that can sing next.
I believe that it’s like going to Vegas and putting your money on the table. You’re taking a risk and there’s just no guarantee that you’ll win but you do it anyway. If you ask me, I think it’s all with the luck of the draw. If you’re in line with the right set of people that make you stand out in a positive way, or it’s been a while sense that particular judge has handed out a ticket and he/she feels that its time and you just so happen to be next, then the chances of getting that ticket is more likely in your favor.
But just like gambling this whole process can be an addiction. I’ve encountered numerous hopefuls who’ve followed the audition from city to city and have been turned down at each audition, but yet they won’t give up. Now it’s easy to say…”What the heck are you thinking, just give up” But this is someone’s wish, dream and burning desire. You can’t let dreams die…but they will eventually once you’ve reached the age limit. So let them try and try again until their too old. What do they have to lose?

Now I know what you’re thinking…”jen, how did your audition go?” Well I’ll tell ya but just not today. I think my carpal tunnel kicking in. I gotta take a break. Type ya tomorrow.
jen